Battlesloths 2025: The Great Pizza Wars Available Now on Steam!

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What You Need to Know:

  • Rooster Teeth Games announced today that Battlesloths 2025: The Great Pizza Wars is now available worldwide on Steam for US$14.99. Battlesloths 2025: The Great Pizza Wars is the over-the-top, fast-paced, multiplayer, competitive twin-stick shooter of your slothy dreams. In Battlesloths 2025: The Great Pizza Wars gamers train to become the ultimate gun-toting, hoverboarding, pizza-eating sloth. Up to four players can compete (or play solo against some tough-as-nails AI sloths) using a myriad of weaponry, each with their own strategies, to destroy enemies in a quest to collect the most pizza.
  • The game has more than 20 unique weapons, over 20 maps, 4 game modes, and more hats than you can fit on 1000 sloth’s head. Revel in the silliness of this sloth-pocalypse, shoot-everything-that-moves and get a pizza of the action!
  • For more info, be sure to scroll below!

Source: Official Definition PR Press Release

Key Features

Weapons

20 unique weapons including:

BFSG: Fires a large, slow moving projectile that zaps all in its path. When you absolutely, positively need to shoot every sloth in the room, accept no substitute.
Bounce Rifle: Shoots several bullets that ricochet around corners.
Broad Sword: Large sword that reflects incoming bullets. Time to get medieval!
Laser Nunchucks: What better weapon to accessorize with your hoverboard?
Penta Mine: Summon the powers of hell to place mines that fry all who dare step on the damned things.

Maps

20+ Maps:

Rad World: A world of neon lights and high tech hazards, the lights of the level change to match the leader’s colors.
Temple: While battling in the ruins of Slouth America, sloths can gather four lost tablets to summon the Megasloth.
Land o’ Cakes: In a world of hoverboards and gun toting sloths, shouldn’t there by a land made of cakes with giant jawbreakers traps? Yes!
Hell: As Hell’s cauldrons fill with the blood of your slothy victims, fire harpies will be summoned to claim the living.

Game Modes

4 Game Modes:

Slice Hunt: Sloths drop a slice of pizza on death. Players collect pizza slices and run them back to their bases. The first one to make a complete pizza pie wins!
Golden Slice: Sloths battle over a golden slice that spawns periodically in the center of the map. Once a lucky sloth has collected it, the golden slice must be returned to their base to score it. This mode is played to a score limit or timed (highest score wins when time is up).
Last Sloth Standing: Classic deathmatch. Play Free For All or Teams. Play stock, and once you are out of lives, you’re out of the game.

Latest Media + Screenshots

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Battlesloths 2025: The Great Pizza Wars | Steam Launch Trailer


pizza-560x182 Battlesloths 2025: The Great Pizza Wars Available Now on Steam!
Watching the trailer is making me hungry for some reason. Someone grab me a pizza ASAP!
pizza-560x182 Battlesloths 2025: The Great Pizza Wars Available Now on Steam!
It does look very fast paced and fun to play with friends. Don't know if I'd play for too long though.

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