Issei Hyoudou dreams of one day having his own harem the way a lot of girl-obsessed high school boys do. He doesn’t have much ambition otherwise. Issei jumps at the chance when a beautiful girl asks him out. The problem for Issei is the girl in question is a fallen angel with bloodlust. She makes quick work of killing him. He gets a second chance when a second beautiful girl, Rias Gremory, brings him back from the dead. Rias is a very powerful class of devil, the younger sister of none other than Lucifer. The price Issei has to pay for his second chance is he has to become Rias’ servant and join the Occult Research Club at their high school.

Issei much like Kizuna has to learn how to survive fast, instead of fighting aliens like Kizuna, he is immersed in a violent world of warring angels and demons. Rias, his savior, is a 12th-grade girl with a very mature and curvy figure. Issei is a lucky guy since Rais doesn’t only want him as a servant. She seems to harbor deep affection for him, often donning revealing lingerie when she slips into his bed. His adventures are often dangerous, but the reward is being surrounded by beautiful and often lustful girls. Issei and Kizuna also have something else in common their need to be defended by the much more powerful women in their lives. Issei also has to keep all these changes in his life a secret from his family and friends, since the existence of angels and demons is unknown to most of the world. He often finds himself in very naughty situations that could be heaven or hell -- or both -- in this exquisite ecchi comedy.

So, I can’t play H is the story about a boy, his dog and boobs. There is a reference to boobs or bras 11 times in the first five minutes; after that we just stopped counting. The story starts with 17-year-old Ryosuke Kaga. He’s on his way home from school when he sees a beautiful red-headed girl named Lisara, soaking wet in the rain, standing outside his house. He lets her in and she stabs him with a magical sword, linking their souls. Lisara is a grim reaper and like all reapers needs to be linked with a human soul to survive in the human world.

The downside of being linked to a smoking hot red-headed reaper is the death and destruction that surround them. The energy drained from Ryosuke into Larisa is the energy from his libido, leaving “his kingdom” as (he puts it) not well fortified afterward. Kizuna and Ryosuke have a great work ethic in common. Kizuna training hard every day to gain the stamina to lead his team of magical warrior into combat. Ryosuke’s training takes a different direction as he trains hard, studying a library worth of “material” so his libido can withstand the constant leeching of its pervy power. The show is full of some pretty risqué costume changes, since you can’t do battle unless you’re wearing skintight revealing clothing that often gets torn to shreds in the first engagement with the enemy. Ryosuke is living his dream at the center of a harem romance comedy. We get to sit and watch girl after voluptuous girl surround him, do battle, and pledge their undying loyalty to him. He’s a lucky boy.

If Kasuga Arata is one thing, it’s honest. He accepts himself for who he is, a pervert. We’re sure at this point you’ve seen a theme in the male protagonists in these shows. The amazing thing about Arata is his confidence about his perviness makes him almost cool. He is also pretty level- headed. When he realizes that the world he is living in is a lie, it doesn’t even phase him. A big-busted girl named Lilith recruits him to attend the Royal Biblia Academy, which trains magicians. He decides then and there that he will become the greatest mage in history and restore the world, announcing it as if it was a matter of fact. The overall mission of these mages is to stop the end of the world, which in many ways has already happened, since the world outside of the mage academy is falling apart due to the breakdown phenomena.

Arata is given a test to determine his magic aptitude and ranks very high; he is considered a demon lord candidate (a super-powerful mage likely to destroy the world with their power), exactly what everyone at the academy is trying to stop. He is determined to use his powers for good, especially to find his cousin who he loves deeply and who disappeared in breakdown phenomena. The journey for him to gain power has him surrounded by the Trinity Seven. They’re the most powerful mages in the school, all girls by the way, each a master of her craft. A key ecchi factor in this, Arata’s ability to dispel magic, has an interesting side effect: it often means dispelling clothes, leaving many of the women naked. We get to see a similar effect as the girl in H x H enter combat and their power drops and the already revealing wardrobe becomes even more revealing. Once or twice he wakes up in his bed with a naked girl draped over him, lucky dog. The story has all the girls you could want, tsundere sensei, a couple dirty minded lolis, a ninja, and two twin-tailed blonds (one sweet and one sexy) a lot like the girls in H x H who cover the shy, outgoing and overly conservative archetypes. Trinity Seven is an amazing adventure with a wonderful hero who says just what you’re thinking, and just like Lilith’s breasts it’s marvelous.

We’ve all been there (or at least would if we lived in the world of anime): your father tells you out of the blue that he’s getting remarried and you’ll now have two younger sisters. You’ll never meet the woman and your father will take off the next day after the two girls move in; this is the life of Touji Basara. Your two new sisters, one a buxom redhead, Mio, and the other a purple-haired loli, Maria, try to evict you on the first night by doing a Jedi mind trick thing. It doesn’t work because you’re from a special tribe of spiritual warriors that fights demons. The complicated irony in your life is that your two new sisters are of course demons, one the daughter of the last demon lord and the other her succubus body guard. You take your job as their brother seriously and in spite of the fact that you were raised as enemies, you decide to protect them from a power struggle in the demon world that leaves their lives in danger.

The story starts to get hot and heavy when Maria tricks Mio into making a pact with Basara. A big result of that pact is that he will always be able to sense her wherever she is so he can come to her rescue when she needs it. The other result, which Maria omits when explaining the pact, is that he is now Mio’s master and if she disobeys him there is a magical punishment. The punishment, since Maria is a succubus, is arousal, arousal that builds until the master finds a way to unleash it. Maria, Mio and Basara also find out that when the sexual energy is released he gains extra power, like absorbing a star in Super Mario Brothers. The roll of powering up belongs to Kuzina in Hybird x Heart. Kuzina is has to do whatever is necessary to get the ladies in the mood and on mission often in a advanced simulator, that almost always looks like a hotel room. The best part of this power up scenario is that each member of his harem, for some reason or another, makes a similar pact with him. Basara has multiple women crawling all over him at times, each wanting to play a part in his powering up. We also recommend looking at the uncensored versions of both series to do your own careful comparison.

Takeru is a dork. Takeru is a non-athletic teenage boy who is completely ruled by his hormones. He isn’t the smartest guy in class, so he decided to enter a school that doesn’t have entrance exam. The school is even co-ed, a seemingly idyllic life for Takeru. A simple high school life filled with lazy days of easy classes and perving on girls. He eventually discovers that all the students at the school wield a magical mechanical item called a Maken. The device is often used for violent clashes between students.

Being a dorky guy means he’ll be relegated to being a non-entity at school. But wait! This is an anime, or opposite world for most of us. Takaru and Kuzina whom are both rather plain and mild mannered quickly becomes the center of attention of a bevy of busty babes. Haruko, Takeru’s childhood friend, is one of the Maken-Ki ladies that quickly dotes on and protects the inept boy. He also finds a fiancée (though he doesn’t remember asking for one) in Inaho Kushiya. She is a sweet, bubbly girl waiting to smother him in her affection. He even turns the head of a blond twin-tailed tsundere named Kodama who wants to kill him at first, then grow much, much closer to him, as a good tsundere should. The women in Maken-ki are super powerful just like the girls in Hybrid x Heart each heroine bringing a unique skill and attitude to battle.

The world of Queen’s Blade is simple. The queen of the land is chosen by combat every few years. A tournament with such a prize attracts all sorts of powerful characters. The current queen, Aldra, is a fearsome warrior. The story focuses on Leina, the heiress of the Vance family, and her quest to take the throne. We follow Leina on her way to the capital and see her adventures as she meets a varied group of femme fatale all guaranteed to get our blood boiling.

The armor in Queen’s Blade kind of sets a high bar for bikini armor. The little-to-nothing coverage lets you see every contour of these battling babes. We see a similar look Hybrid x Heart whenever the girls go wild in combat and their skin tight suits become torn and tattered. We even a get a little S&M in both series as one of the girls in Hybrid x Heart realized that kind of behavior in the bedroom really raises her hybrid count. Queen’s Blade also gives us the wonderful treat of some hot and heavy yuri bringing this ecchi anime very close to crossing that line into Henati (and we love every moment). The series spawned at least three incarnations and we know how you can’t resist a threesome.