Just admit it, you know a pervert or two. Or maybe you are one. Well, whether you consider yourself/them a perv, pervert, ecchi, hentai, or H, you still deserve to enjoy the holidays in some way. We’re talking gifts today, people! If you can’t figure out what an ecchi person wants for Christmas, we’ve got a few gift ideas for you. Come check them out!
Hentai Haven Shirt
What says “I watch Hentai” better than wearing a Hentai Haven shirt? No, we’re not talking about graphic tees of women in missionary on the tees. We mean the T shirt that has the Hentai Haven logo on your shirt as a big HH. It gives off just the right message to the right people without being overly blatant about it, if you really want to hide the fact that you are ecchi while you’re out in public for whatever reason. If someone stops you to ask about your new Hentai Haven shirt, you probably just made a fellow hentai friend!
Fakku Subscription
Did you know that Fakku is one of the biggest legal distributors of hentai in the English speaking world? Well, surprise! You can access all sorts of hentai manga and English doujin from Fakku. The even better news? Fakku has a subscription membership available! You can subscribe and get access to all sorts of hentai manga and doujin, discounts on games, and even test try their anime streaming service now. However, isn’t it all about supporting the artists? Of course, if this gift is for a friend, you can always gift them the gift of unlimited access to Fakku’s library. It’s the gift that keeps on giving.
J-List Adult Box
If you are a fan of subscription boxes, then J-List may be your new favorite website. They offer an Adult Box subscription box. Can you guess what’s in it? You’ll get a few special items like lube and lotions, magazines, a hentai DVD, maybe a few toys for the lonely otaku in you, and everyone’s favorite touch: panties in a can. It all comes in a lovely subscription box to be delivered on your doorstep each month. Just be the one to open it before anyone else. The items in each box are pretty standard, but be sure to give J-List a quick search and check out if you think that the boxes contain just the stuff you are looking for for your H friend this holiday season.
Final Thoughts
Some people have a hard time admitting they are perverts, and some people just outright embrace it. Either way, they still need a little love so hopefully you found them some great gifts so that they can either openly enjoy or enjoy in them in the closet this holiday season. If you think there are better gifts out there, please feel free to let us know and teach us a thing or two about what it means to be a pervert.